Review: “Crystal Noir” by Versace

INFO

“Crystal Noir” by Versace 50ml EDT

HOW DID WE GET HERE?

You will rarely find a YouTube, Instagram or TikTok list of “Top Sexy Fragrances for Women/To Drive Him Wild/To End Up Pregnant Yesterday” that does not include this fragrance. The girlies were going cuckoo for coconuts and many were raving that the EDT was actually more pleasant than the EDP version. Well, enquiring minds wanted to know so I decided to blind-buy this scent.

HOW DOES THIS SMELL MAKE ME FEEL?

This fragrance will have your crush pulling out a tape measure to check the dimensions of your womb because he WILL want to get it ready to carry his child. Crystal Noir is an appropriate name for this sultry scent as it is literally “translucent seduction”. The scent is definitely selling sex but very discreetly. This is indirect marketing rather than door-to-door sales. This scent’s wearer will beckon their intended target with their scent trail whilst making them think that he came up with the idea to approach all on their own.

RATING

4 -Don’t MIST Out: I cannot imagine a woman who would not feel confident wearing this scent. Office appropriate? Unlikely. For after-work drinks? Absolutely. It also has surprisingly good performance for an EDT and I enjoy layering it with smoky scents. If you are someone who usually wears inoffensive floral scents but are keen to try something a little more daring, I think this scent will be a great experiment for you.

2022 UPDATE: This review only applies to the pre-2020 formulation of Crystal Noir. The reformulation that does not have linalool as an ingredient smells weak and has poor longevity.

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